Guy Turck Fly Tying

Top Ten Excuses (Used By Fishing Guides When The Fishing Is Lousy)

10. The river's too high.
9.  The river's too low.
8.  I can't believe he didn't eat that fly.
7.  Was there a chemical spill this morning?
6.  It's a biological wasteland out here.
5.  These trout must have lockjaw.
4.  There must have been a full moon last night.
3.  Apparently, the barometric pressure is dropping.
2.  You're not holding your tongue right.

Annnnnnd (drum roll please), the number one excuse used by fishing guides when the fishing is lousy...

1.  You should have been here yesterday.

Guy Turck
Jackson Hole
August 1998

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